Hello there! Guess what? You are holding a real-life time machine! You don't believe me? I'll show you! For a start, I wrote this blurb in the PAST. Yet, you are reading it in the PRESENT. And when you finish reading the blurb, it will be the FUTURE. Tell them the bit about what happened when the past, present and future collided! - Lucinda Shhh! The blurb isn't meant to give away the w…